Quotes From "Pride And Prejudice And Zombies" By Seth GrahameSmith

Elizabeth:
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Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?"Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett. Seth GrahameSmith
Of all the weapons she had commanded, Elizabeth knew the...
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Of all the weapons she had commanded, Elizabeth knew the least of love; and of all the weapons in the world, love was the most dangerous. Seth GrahameSmith
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He begged to know to which of his fair cousins the excellency of its cookery was owing. Briefly forgetting her manners, Mary grabbed her fork and leapt from her chair onto the table. Lydia, who was seated nearest her, grabbed her ankle before she could dive at Mr. Collins and, presumably, stab him about the head and neck for such an insult. Seth GrahameSmith
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How pleasant it is to spend an evening in this way! I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! ”“ Spoken like one who has never known the ecstasy of holding a still-beating heart in her hand. Seth GrahameSmith
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. Seth GrahameSmith
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What an excellent father you have, girls! ' said she, when the door was shut. 'Such joys are scarce since the good Lord saw fit to close the gates of Hell and doom the dead to walk amongst us. Seth GrahameSmith
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I have been meditating on the very great pleasure which a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty women can bestow.' Miss Bingley immediately fixated her eyes on his face, and desired he would tell her what lady had the credit of inspiring such reflections. Mr. Darcy replied:' Miss Elizabeth Bennet. Jane Austen